kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via xbbyceleste)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via kathywaitforitpham)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via kathywaitforitpham)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via kathywaitforitpham)